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Three sisters, 92, 94, and 96 years old, respectively, all lived together. One
day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water, paused, then called
downstairs to oher sister, "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?"
The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and called back
downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down?"
The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea, said, "I
guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful", and knocked on
wood. She got up, then paused and called, "I'll come up as soon as I see who's
at the door!"
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip!
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The only sure way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your
pocket.
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It takes about 550 peanuts to make a 12 oz. jar of peanut butter.
You would have to swim 1,470 standard pool laps to equal the distance across
the English Channel.
You would need to eat 27.5 cups of lettuce, but only 1.3 cups of spinach a day
to meet the recommended minimum daily requirement of any vitamin.
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